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some more my chemical animal crossing. some details about their town:
its always cloudy/rainy/nighttime
their fruit is poisonous sour cherries, and the flowers are roses
the only bugs to catch are scorpions and tarantulas
instead of fossils, you dig up human remains
the best way to get bells is to commit a high stakes bank robbery with your lover
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animal crossing new horizon leaked opening gameplay
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One of my contacts hit my heart with this post.
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me when i fucking breathe
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i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit
This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks.
You know too much.
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Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen
what a bunch of fucking amazing and talented nerds
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that would work on me
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well FINE here is my michael rosen game. its really short cause i was just figuring out how to use the engine
is innovation for innovation’s sake inherently evil? is it possible to create something that is just n e w enough to be neutral
i dont know. this is my michael rosen game
ARIANA IM LOSING MY MIND
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Shokugeki no soma is fucking legendary lmaooo
LMFAO
she clowned her mom’s breast milk I’m gone
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It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are
I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man
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